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MARCH
Mar. 1. M. V. Championship
cinched. A Real count at convocation --
appearances
are deceiving. Phi Gams break the
Iron Sphinx ring, and elect a president.
Mar. 2. M. V. Championship brought home. Ivy Day
Websters come to life. Rex
Davies does the "bear" at
University night. One spectator falls from the
chandelier, but escapes injury by
falling on the heads of those below.
Mar. 5. Sylvia Shonka passes the cigars. "Rag"
offers Orpheum tickets. Jean
Hargraves looks for his name.
Engineers begin week of activities outside of
the classroom.
Mar. 7. Museum damaged by fire. Two icthiorsorous
and one rhinopodianders
perish. Engineers submit eighteen
volumes of copy for their issue of the "Rag".
Mar. 8. High school basketball tournament starts.
Fraternities entertain (???) the
teams. Registrar slips one over
on the grafters. Many special delivery letters
from home. Bushnell gains
notoriety.
Mar. 10. Farley excited by announcement that from
22 to 38 are to receive the
Key.
Mar. 12. Temple cafeteria opened. Houck and the
Boston lunch complain. Oyster
stew 7 cents -- no wonder. Phi
Delts overcome by election of McCullough think
that there has been a
mistake.
Mar. 15. Lincoln's elite attend Bullard's in dress
suits and party gowns -- some
eclat. Daring "Rag" reporter
declares that he has discovered a blade of
green
grass.
Mar. 17. Male students overjoyed at prospect of Gym
exhibition -- Miss Ensign
shocked. Uni members of State
militia suddenly taken ill -- too bad it has to
happen just when there are
convicts to capture.
Mar. 19. "Rag" reporter hanged for spreading the
rumor of the green grass. All those
who can leave town for home,
sleep, more clothes, and real food. P. B. K.
announcements -- Betas
unfortunate in being left out, but console
themselves by
the fact of their numerous school
honors.
Mar. 28. Prodigal sons return -- fattened
physically and financially. Only sixteen
feet of snow now remains on the
ground.
Mar. 29. "Beany" McGowan to leave school. Doc. Lees
convinces the fraternity
alumni of the benefits of the
Sophomore pledging rule. Decides that the boys
are
not old enough to run their own
finances -- maybe they aren't, that is, with
the
exception of the D. Us.
Mar. 30. Freshman Laws infest the Orpheum.
Excitement over the Gym Exhibition at
fever heat. Journal, under the
leadership of Frederick, roasts the fraternities
for
their meagre representation in
the P. B. K. list.
Mar. 31. "Beany" McGowan to stay -- pays his
advertising bill at the "Rag" office.
Embryos Mathewsons and McGraws
cavort about the field. "Peanut" Hill shot
by bloodthirsty burglar and
becomes the hero of the hour -- and the D. G.
house.
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