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THE
Pall Hel is a lovely little thing. It is generally
thought to be a dance, but in reality it is an
opportunity. Dancing is only the excuse presented
to the Dean of Women by the Greek co-eds for going
out and staying out till the stars are bright. The
real object of the thing is too deep for the
ordinary mortal. Cupid has a corner on all words
that express it.
The Pan Hel is informal on
account of the regular inclemency of the weather.
It is too hot for evening dress, and just about
right for the fluffy ruffles that girls seem prone
to wear in the spring, tra la. On account of the
weather, also, no extra labor is expended by the
committee in decorating the barn -- excuse, the
Auditorium. Of course there are other reasons, but
it sounds pretty good to say that it is too hot to
work. It is. It is also too hot for the men to rush
about filling up programs, so straight programs are
danced. The Thirteenth dance is considered unlucky
-- by the men. The intermission after that whirl
has been proven to be more fully given over to
congratulations, and the display of newly acquired
frat pins, than any other. It is only fair to say,
however, that all of them are not put on for the
first time on this occasion. Not a few, it has been
discovered, have been worn for some months
previously, but not in plain view of the inquiring
eye. Each sorority keeps an exact record of the
number of pins acquired by its members at this
time, and the Phi Psis present a loving cup to the
one showing the best score. The Thetas hold the
record to date with a perfect tally sheet in 1911.
The Pi Phis are a close second this year, but one
or two of their girls have been engaged twice
already, which brings up the general
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average considerably. Very few Pan Hel affairs
are serious. After the diamond ring stage, recovery
is rapid. Scarcely one case in a dozen ever
develops into the plain gold stage, where serious
symptoms and wishy-washy conversation are found.
This is quite fortunate, as no one can attend a Pan
Hel without exposure to the dread disease, and no
vaccine has as yet been discovered.
From the foregoing it can readily
be seen that the Pan Hel has not developed along
those lines laid down by its founders -- not that
any one knows what lines those were -- but it is
impossible that any one could have wished to bring
about so doleful a state of affairs as now exists.
It is supposed that the founders gave a dance
because they enjoyed it, and that the floor was
crowded because those who attended enjoyed it. How
changed is everything. Now the persecuted student
is forced to go because if he doesn't the Other Guy
will take his Girl away from him, and when he gets
there he has to dance, because She is afraid People
will talk if they sit out too many; and He mustn't
take off his coat no matter if He melt, because
People will think they are Engaged and that He
don't respect Her any more; and when the rest of
the Girls begin to come blushing out of the green
shady Nooks, with bright shiny pins flashing in the
cardiac region, She looks at Him so sadly and
reprovingly that He simply has to take Her to one
of these nooks -- and give Her a chance to
blush.
Hard Luck, isn't it?
Yet every year more alumni come
back to the Pan Hel. You can't keep the bachelors
away. How odd, Percy.
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