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Oh Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid?
- THROCKMORTON--I hear Alice has stuffed one
of her cushions with her love letters.
- VICTORIA--Pretty soft, what?
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- "A diller, a dollar, dear Uni scholar,
- We'd like to sell you a pin;
- It's not worth a nickle,
- But we're in a pickle,
- And we need your money like sin.
- (Y. M. C. A. Wail)
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- So you slipped them a dollar, dear Uni
scholar,
- For admittance to heaven when dead;
- St. Pete will say to you!
- Ah! Another dollar is due
- On that pin we're charging two dollars a
head."
KA GEE -
- A music professor named Sam
- Said, "Margery, dear you sure am,
The light of my eye. I wonder if I
- Can teach you to work worth a D - - -
N."
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- Raymond Robbins roving 'round for
robbers,
- Running ragged rubes 'round our rotten
reeking rows,
- Ranting Rookies roars "no more".
- Say that it's an awful bore
- To hear the rousing, rummy, rhymes,
- that Raymond Robbins rants.
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- Mike Poteet is hard to beat
- At graft in politics.
- His latest game was to beat a dame
- By his funny tricks.
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- Lauretta Lord of her own accord
- Wanted a little glory.
- Mike said "No, you haven't a show:
- What's wrong with your upper story?"
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- The girl he was rushin says he quit
fussin'
- When he got his formal bid.
- Mike says, "Hully Gee, I that that she
- Knew I was a policy kid."
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- So he fools them all, both great and
small,
- He's certainly a Mexican athlete.
- But a better guy is not under the sky
- Than that crazy Marcus Poteet.
KA GEE -
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- LIFE--A grave question.
- LOVE--An uneasy state of human affairs in
which one is either too happy to live or too
miserable to die
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- STUDENT DAYS--A happy inning of life in
which gloom is batted all over the lot.
- PITY--The kind of love we bear those we
don't care for.
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- WINK--An optical delusion-and a snare.
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- LAZINESS--An endurance contest with
oneself.
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- ENVY--The wanting to make another
envious.
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- DRINK--The one attribute of man and fish
wherein man sometimes excels.
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