THE PAN-HEL TRIANGLE

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THE PARTY WAS A BIG SUCCESS

      Meet Mr. Marion Woodard, Mr. Clayton Goar, and Mr. Ralph Ireland. These youngsters who so cleverly appointed the Pan-Hellenic Ball Committee, with the assurance that those who did the excellent work of decorating, ticket selling and everything but handle the finance, would be rewarded by membership to the long deceased, newly organized Kosmet Klub. They deserve honorable mention in the gifta-gab society. This trio of chairmen are slickers in every sense of the "woid." What became of the receipts of the Pan-Hel Ball? 'Why weren't the tickets Validated?

      Do we have to answer that question for you? Goar, come out from behind that mask. We see you, though your head is down in the sand. Irish and Woody carried the burden of making announcements and assuring reward to those who slaved for the "million and one" Ball committee. Goar talked to the Radio Announcer, Bob Craig, and managed the incoming greenbacks. Just how many were foxed by buying tickets no one but these three shall ever know. Yet, maybe the Shenandoah Bank could tell us?

     Anyway, the party was a grand success, especially to you who handled it so well. 'Tis a good thing you moneyed men dodged the name of Kosmet and worked under the name of Pan-Hel Ball Committee or Kosmet never would me reinstated. Oh, well, we are glad to know that you donated heavily to the Student Relief Fund. Congratulations for getting away with it. How did you ever make the grade?

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