In the 1905 Sombrero

"Guernsey Jones, a D.K.E.
For a few select ones he pours tea.
Guernsey Jones, a Ph.D.,
Till ten A. M. you never see."

In the 1902 Sombrero-Under "A Gallery of Notes Species."

     "Prof. Barbour, middle aged, of the genus Eozoan, species Canadensa, notably polite, inclined to devil's corkscrews, hopes to find a mammoth. can lecture in the dark, has written 'Revelations of a Flash Light in My Darkened Class Room."

In 1902 Sombrero--Under "Bulletin Board Want Ads."

     "WANTED--Young men in my classes.

Clara Conklin.