In the 1905 Sombrero
"Guernsey Jones, a
D.K.E.
For a few select ones he pours tea.
Guernsey Jones, a Ph.D.,
Till ten A. M. you never see."
In the 1902 Sombrero-Under "A
Gallery of Notes Species."
"Prof.
Barbour, middle aged, of the genus Eozoan,
species Canadensa, notably polite, inclined
to devil's corkscrews, hopes to find a
mammoth. can lecture in the dark, has written
'Revelations of a Flash Light in My Darkened
Class Room."
In 1902 Sombrero--Under "Bulletin
Board Want Ads."
"WANTED--Young
men in my classes.
Clara Conklin.