News: Heathville (10 Feb 1911)

Contact: Dolores (Mohr) Kenyon

Email: dolores@wiclarkcountyhistory.org

Surnames: Hogenson, Davis, Latamore, Schuster, Dankemyer, Wagner

----Source: The Granton News (Granton, Clark Co., WI.) February 10, 1911

Heathville (10 February 1911)

Our human bodies are constantly changing.  Science declares that each seven years witnesses a complete change in our component atoms.  Scientists also declare that by lying on your right side predicts health and happiness.  They also state that lying on your stomach is a sign of good luck to the second and third generation.

To go to Neillsville pretending you’re attending a school board convention and set there like a bump on a log and then come home and lie about your customer is another thing - Calumet Bill is acceptable to in our jurisdiction.  He will undergo a change of nature and may cease to be earthly and become a grasshopper’s spiritual being. Who would be his redeemer?  Well who cares: This same Calumet Bill also stated in a recent issue of The Granton News that the Heathville Sage was above learning.  Say you Angel worm eater there is no use of you thinking so low as that.  If we were above learning we would buy about $100.00 worth of hardware and skidoo.  But we don’t use such machinery in our behalf of the truth.  Honesty is the best policy. Evidently everybody knows the fertile climate in the vicinity of your head.  It is affected by a million germs like Anton Hogenson’s pig was last fall.

Sherman Davis was a Granton caller last Tuesday.

A sister of Delbert Latamore has been here from Richland County.

Miss Fronie Schuster is spending a few days under the parental roof.

Fred Dankemyer visited Wm. Wagner’s at Sauerkraut City last Sunday.