THE CRIMSON AND WHITE

Winchell Column

Flash! . . . Flash! From Goose Creek to Black River on a Toast to Toast cook-up --Attention Mr. and Mrs. N. H. S! Romance isn't dead - we have positive proof - what could be sweeter than the romance of Lonie, our perky cheerleader, and the board-shouldered campus hero, Lowell Schoengarth? . . . . or the long-endurance affair of Doris Wood and --- three guesses! - not to mention a couple of under-classmen - - young sprouts, we calls 'em -- don't tell me you haven't noticed Jessie and Junior! . . . . . and then we have it from good authority that Kathryn A. and that Arndt boy are thataway about each other . . . . . I bet you didn't know about Henny and Betty either? ? ? we didn't think so . . . .  confidentially -- we wouldn't want this to get around --- but one of our teachers is reported all-of-a-dither about one Robert Rush . . . . . Miss Welch has interests in Merrillan . . . and, of course, you'll be thrilled to learn that that two Scout leaders get together occasionally to discuss _____ . . . . . . then there's Miss Fink and Mr. Becker --- that's since way back when . . . . it seems that Mr. Winkley wears out a lot of tires dashing to Manitowoc, where lives Miss Wright . . . . . s') fact . . . . . Marie Eibergen, our post-graduate, likes older men, especially teachers; Especially a certain teacher at Granton . . . . Bud Flynn prefers teachers too -- if they're brunettes, taking training, and are named Polly Thompson . . . and Oluf Olson likes diminutive brunettes - - am I right, Ole? Did you and Ann meet at Young People's? . . .  The Kleckner-Dixon romance seems to have hit the rocks --- too bad -- they were such a cut couple . . . our speed-demon, Arne Schwellenbach, likes blonds at present --- Joe Deutsch, to be explicit . . . and Bill Noel, scintillating star leader in the Senior class play has been making eyes at Irma Mott, says a little bird to me . . . . Gloria Reindel, would-be man-hater, has decided that her dream-man has come along , so -- who was that lad we saw you at the movies with, Gloria? . . . . . . we think DeWayne Nehs and Valda Munger make a swell couple . . . . does athletic Harold Feirn do quite a lot of day-dreaming about Edris Horswill? we think so -- in fact, we're almost sure . . . . Of course, you've heard about Marion Grow's hard-boiled heart-throb from Merrillan . . . he writes nice letters . . . and Vahla's good-looking boy-friend's name is Bob . . . . he's from Loyal . . . .Dorothy Rennak has heart interests outside of N. H. S. too . . . . and so has Keryl Brunzell . . . Hughie H. still writes to Genevieve too, we hear . . . . . Perhaps we're wrong . . . . . but we don't think so . . . . . . it's spring, and . . . . . you know "In the spring a young man's fancy . . .

Mrs. Thomas: "Why are the quotation marks on this paper?"

Ruth: "Courtesy of the person on my right."

Lives of Seniors all remind us

We should make our lives sublime

And by asking foolish questions

Take up all the recitation time.

Sentiments of Henry Frantz.

Robert Dahnart to Mr. Winkley in geometry class: "In triangle A B C you must bisect angle A C B, and that gives you 'B. O.' "

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