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UNL, 1912 Yearbook
A Daffydil in the Rhetoric Department Would Miss Alice HOWELL, if Davis should FRY a BUCK over GAS in the FOGG?--H. B. C. We dislike to write on trite
subjects--time-worn themes such as life, death, love,
and--Dr. Maxey. |
school! Who is it makes the star speech at every football
rally! Who is it, year after year, in spite of his naive
way, teaches law to lawless would-be lawyers! And, say, who
has more stories up his sleeve than a dog has hairs! Why
that little man passes the time of day with a story, he
describes the weather with a pun; he says farewell with a
"daffydil." He responds to the occasion as readily as a
penny-weighing machine to a copper dropped in the slot. If Beta is old, is Sigma Nu? Here
is the history of the Olympic hero as written by the Campus
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After the Ball Was Over The alarm clock in the frat house
dressing room has just announced the mysterious hour of 2
:00 A.M., and the last belated "fusser" has just "blew in"
from the Prom. On the floor, and on the dressers, and on the
chairs, (if the ordinary frat house dressing apartments
afford such) are seated the other brothers discussing what
took place at the "spiketail hoe-down." The following gives
an idea of what the belated brothers' impressions are upon
entering the room: "Hi, Bill! what's the matter; don't you
know any better than to keep that poor girl outside talking
this time o' night? I got home an hour and a half ago." |
"Well, that's all right, old
sport,--say, Freshman, shut up over there, what right have
you to be alive anyway? Just because you got by the door
some way you needn't think you are the only 'dope' around
here. Just remember there are a few Seniors around the
house." Miss England goes through class role in
search of some one who has read the lesson; "Mr. Bochoritch?
Mr. Davies? Mr. Racely?" etc., etc. (At last) Mr. Frank
Long, have you read the lesson?" |
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