Where Walters has disappeared to?
Whose D. U. pin Marie Robertson wears?
Why Ethel King is not more generous with her "Ford"?
Why Lester Buckley has to accompany Florence Mockett to class?
Why Miss Pound calls roll in Anglo-Saxon at 11:30?
Why the Pi Phi Freshmen all look so healthy?
Why Professor Scott's jaws are so strong?
Where Marie Meeker gets her complexion?
Why Verna Keen is so intensely interested in Art 2?
Why Lucille Reeder is so interested in talking?
Why Arch Brenker knows so much about father's shoe?
Why Jack Elliott wouldn't take a leading part in the Junior play?
How Mary Welsh was maimed for life?
If Bruce Young is married?
Where Alice Brooks got her chatter?
Why the Sigma Chi chaperone left?
Why Evelyn Beaumont needs glasses?
Why Fritz Keiner has adopted a daughter?
Where Gertrude Welsh got her Acacia pin?

   Special meeting called to investigate the conditions at Beatrice for the coming year in hopes that the failure of last year may not be repeated. Committee appointed to induce Brother Hill to visit the house. Brother Foster reads a paper on "The Relation of the Frat House to the Y. M. C. A., Meeting adjourned.

(Signed) BURTON S. HILL

   Special meeting called for the reading of house rules. Emphasis laid on rule No. 208 that all chapter members shall be on the front porch whenever a car goes by. Vote taken that all members be present at Brother Ritchie's next speech on rural schools, in order to provide the necessary audience. Meeting

adjourned. (Signed) KNIT KNITTELL