DO YOU TAKE THIS WOMAN FOR YOUR LAWFUL
WIFE
- The wedding bells were ringing in the church across
the way;
- They told a tale that's not told every day.
- I saw two men come proudly marching down the
aisle,
- The larger one wore a very doubtful smile;
- I saw him bravely stand
- And take the other by the hand
- And slip on it a little golden band:
CHORUS
- Do you take this man for your awful wife,
- Take care! Beware!
- He never swears for he belongs to Phi Kappa Psi,
- But beware, take care!
- He will swear to love, honor and obey,
- But he'll leave you for another one most any
day.
- You'll be the goat, but you can only smile and
think
- And swear!
- And swear!
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A RAG-TIME BUNGALOW
- Oh Hilly! Oh Gilly! Now if you really care for me,
Leon,
- Gee, Gilly! Why is it that you never ask me what I'm
thinking about?
- It's silly, so silly,
- But in Iowa I caught a pretty bride's boquet.
- Since, I've been longing so for a bungalow
- I can't help but say:
CHORUS
- I want a rag-time bungalow,
- I want a rag-time bungalow,
- I want a rag-time servant girl whose able
- To wait upon the rag-time table
- While the pianola plays.
- "Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it."
- She can serve us beans too
- When we go sailing on a little "yat",
- Or ask our friends in for a chat
- When they get there you bet they'll never go.
- We'll give 'em missionaries, steaming hot
- And all night long we'll fox trot.
- It's a ragtime melody In a rag-time bungalow.
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